What the actual FUCK? Call the Winchester boys!!
“Weapons grade malware used for sabotage. Stuxnet.”
Shadowrun is real. All that’s left is the awakening.
So just to keep you updated: The well-intentioned, but immensely flawed “Stop Online Piracy Act” is still in the House Judiciary Committee. The hearing was yesterday and now members will debate and bring amendments to the bill. The Committee will reconvene in a few weeks — the date has yet to be scheduled. Nothing has been brought to a final vote. Everything is still very much in play. We’ll keep you posted on what’s going on and what you can do to help. But for now, we want to thank you.
One encouraging thing we heard yesterday:
I don’t believe this bill has any chance on the House floor. I think it’s way too extreme, it infringes on too many areas that our leadership will know is simply too dangerous to do in its current form.
— Representative Darrell Issa
We also want to express our tremendous gratitude to our friends at Mobile Commons who, on 30 minutes notice, hooked us up with their amazing platform (and provided their expertise) to automatically connect callers with their Representatives.
Russian Pravda news has released a report that stated 3 giant spaceships will attack earth in 2012. The largest of the ships measures in at around 240 kilometers wide. That is basically the distance from San Diego, CA to Yuma, AZ. In other words, even bigger than the things that tore us a new asshole in Independence Day.
The report goes on to claim that the US has been hiding a ton of evidence regarding this and other alien related findings that date back to the first moon missions.
Lastly, if you’ve got an optical telescope that is collecting dust somewhere, it’s time to break it out. Apparently, once the ships hit Mars orbit, we’ll be able to see them. Currently, the ships are right near Pluto.
I love how every source I’ve seen has the word “attack” in it. Who the fuck said they wanted to attack? Seriously, they might be headed here because they heard we had Bacon.
Let’s calm the fuck down and stop throwing around words like “attack” too soon. You know every gun owner is going to be blasting away at it anyway, friendly or not.
No pictures have I found.
Darling celebrity bunny accidentally crushed by cameraman
BERLIN — An earless baby bunny that was a rising star on Germany’s celebrity animal scene had his 15 minutes of fame brought to an abrupt end when he was accidentally stepped on by a television cameraman.
The fate of 17-day-old Til, a bunny with a genetic defect, was plastered across German newspapers on Thursday, the same day a small zoo in Saxony was to have presented him to the world at a press conference.
The cameraman told Bild newspaper he hadn’t seen Til, who had buried himself in hay, when he took the fateful step backward Wednesday.
Zoo director Uwe Dempewolf tells Spiegel magazine Til didn’t suffer: “It was a direct hit.” Germany has been home to several global animal celebrities in recent years, including polar bear Knut and Paul the prognosticating octopus. Both are dead now.
I’m a bad person… cause… I laughed.. outloud… loudly.
Whoa! The Curiosity rover parachute descent captured by the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter!
A spacecraft, orbiting another planet, captured a picture of another spacecraft landing on that planet.
(image by NASA/JPL)
Updated with a higher-res photo showing the surrounding Martian terrain.